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And I have zero desire to still be raising them when they’re in their twenties and thirties. Or whatever age these “protective” parents think is the right age to release their beloved offspring into the wild.

It is not my job to choose my son’s girlfriend, wife, job, hobbies, financial plan, or living arrangements.

One more thing, he does not take his phone to bed with him. The style is to show as much as you can at the top, the middle and the bottom.

Have your child sign i MOM’s Cell Phone Contract.] 3. Well, just know that I’ve taught my son to look for the kind of girl who keeps more hidden than seen. Sure my son is fun, but he’s also a student, and in our house; school comes before fun. No, I won’t hide in the backseat or stalk you when you’re with my son, but he and I have an agreement that he checks in often with home, and let’s me know where he is and where he’s going.

Let’s just get this out of the way first: Yes, I’ve been noticeably absent for several months. Also, since I have sons, I shall refer to that particular meme. It assumes that (a) my son isn’t capable of making his own decisions or standing up for himself, (b) because he’s a man, he will be unable to resist a woman who dresses “like a stripper” and sends sexts, regardless of any of her other traits — good or bad — and (c) I’m responsible for him and his happiness for the rest of his life.

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I don't like psychos, and he won't either by the time I am done with him. A couple of my son's "friends that are girls" (Melissa & Rachel...thank you) have even sent me texts in the past, and I LOVE THAT! Therefore, school always comes before dates, phone conversations and even texting. We love including the girlfriends in our family functions, but we can't always do that. I have raised my son to be a gentleman, and therefore, have prepared him to date a lady. I take this rule seriously, mostly because I wait up for him and I'm ready to turn into a pumpkin when the clock strikes midnight.

There will be no trysts during the school week or after 5 p.m. By the way, National Potato Day and similar culture specific celebrations do not count as special occasions. Therefore, if my son is enjoying spending the day with his brothers, we may not invite you. Oh, and when this happens, please refer to rule #2. Please refrain from using foul language, and dressing like you have a future in the sex industry.

Not really, but I will try to figure out what kind of girl you are, before you spend time with my son.

When you get to know my son, you’ll get to know me too. So be sure you’re comfortable with me seeing what you’re sending.